DB Rowdy Jimmy Michael (Wizard) John B.Wong Jenny Crazy Predictions
Rowdy
Pick 2 sleeper teams     Seattle Texans Bengals Seattle Seattle Seattle Lions A current player Dies
(point sytem)     Green Bay Bills Seahawks Green Bay Green Bay Green Bay Chiefs Mike Vick does some other dumbass move
                      There will be an unexpected sleeper who wins the walker football pool!
Who will be the MVP     Brees Brady Big Ben Brady Rivers SD Matt Hasselback Larry Fitzgerald
        Rodgers Adrian Peterson Brady Rodgers Brady NE Aaron Rodgers Adrian Peterson MN wins in GB on a double dip kick in the green bay throat, longwell kicks a 48 yrder to win
        Flacco/Forte Manning Peterson Brees Cuttler CHI Drew Brees Drew Brees
B. Wong Chad Jackson will have a great season if Marshall doesn't play
Super Bowl       Pitt/Philly Colts/GB Vikings / Steelers Saints/Chargers SD vs Vikings Titans/Saints Titans/Giants Michael Bush has an awesome seaon. ( So the Raiders will trade him or bench him)
Winner       Pitt Colts Vikings Saints Vikings Saints Titans NO wins the superbowl
NFL team will be on the verge of going bankrupt after weak ticket sales
An NFL player will loose his pants durning a game
Todd Collins (if he gets in) will take Washington to the playoffs
8 teams that will finish over .500   Patriots Steelers Houston Bears Bears Packers Bears Al Davis dies before the beginning of the 2010 season.  
        steelers Colts Ravens Chargers Vikings Baltimore Pats There will be a cheerleader scandle this year.
        Ravens Pats Steelers Pats Giants New England Jets The NFL will suffer this year due to weaker ticket sales. You will hear the phrase
        chargers Bears Pats Ravens Steelers San Diego Steelers "I haven't seen this many NFL stadium this empty since the strike in the 80's"
        philly Eagles Vikings Steelers Patriots Vikings Ravens Tom Jackson of the ESPN crew dies
        cowboys Chargers Seahawks Giants Ravens Steelers Panthers J Russell sucks it up
        saints Cards Chargers Falcons Chargers Seattle Vikings Vince Young gets starting job back and does well.
        seahawks Panthers Eagles Vikings Titans New Orleans Bucs Destroyed by injuries, the Steelers finish near last place.
Jen wins this whole damn thing, therefore disproving all of our claimed knowledge of football
Comeback Player     Jason taylor Merriman Carson Palmer Tom Brady Favre Hasselback Tom Brady Michael Saints 37 Chargers 31
or McNabb Brett Farve = Career Ending Injury
Someone dies on an NFL sideline during a game
Lions go .500 or better
Who will have a shitty season   Delohme Brett Farve Stafford J Russell J. Russell Oak Jamarcus Russell Brett Favre Bill Bellichek is not coaching the Patriots at the 2010 opener.
        Thomas Jones K Collins Orton M Turner Derick Anderson Matt Cassell Roy Williams Zev is a 1st round draft pick in 2031
        Marshan Lynch Matt ÒdirtyÓ Sanchez Cassell B Marshall Tony Romo Dal Jason Campbell Kyle Orton NFL player gets pants ripped and runs around wit his ass hanging out
Al Davis dies
DB Rowdy Jimmy Michael John B.Wong Jenny
3 best off-season acqusitions   Jason Tayolor T. Gonzalez TJ Hooush Cutler Cutler Chi Jay Cutler Jay Cutler
        Cutler Jay Cutler Favre Gonzales TO Buf TJ Houjamama Brian Dawkins Jimmy
        Haynesworth Owens Cutler TJ Housh K. Orton Den Fred Taylor Fred Taylor Andy Reid will have a heart attack
The Texans will make the playoffs for the first time
3 worst off-season acqusitions   Nate Washington _TN Brett Farve Cassell DJ Hackett B. Engram Matt Cassell Kyle Orton
        Matt Cassell Ed. James Washington Northcutt J. Taylor Haynesworth Richard Seymore Jen Michael Vick gets arrested again
        Lamont Jordan Leftwich Orton Orton Houshmandzadeh Winslow Mike Peterson Lions win the Superbowl
Better season:     Haynesworth Cutler Favre Cutler Cutler Favre Cutler
Haynesworth, Favre, Cutler                  
Regular season picks for M Cassell?   21 14 17 12 6 17 13 John Lions win a divisional game
TO still with the Bills at seasons end
No head coaches fired until wk 16
Rookies of the Year (offense/defense)   Pat Chung Brian Cushing Sanchez Sanchez D. Brown Colts Aaron Curry Stafford
        Orakpo Moreno RB Maclin Moreno Stafford Lions Brian Orakpo Nicks DB st. louis will be an ok team this yr, with the revamped D. and randy mcmicheal -TE. will have a great yr. for st. louis
        Moreno Beanie Wells English Curry B. Cushing Texans P Harvin T. Jackson
        J Maclin Aaron Curry Curry Orakpo BJ. Raj Packers Moreno Mau Algua NY Jets will be pretty bad 5-11
Watch out for Nate Davis  
Biggest 1st round draft bust in 09   Heyward Heyward-Bey Andre Smith Heyward Bey J. Freeman TB Crabtree (if he plays) J Maclin TO will probably destroy another locker room and marshon lynch will get arrested one more time before next seasons training camp
                  Andre Smith (if he doesn't)
Matt cass-a-role will ahve a shit season, proving that the KC offensive line is still shit/ injured
and that the only reason that he was good was because he was on the Patriots.
3 worst teams in 2009     Broncos Denver KC Raiders Browns Chiefs Rams
        Bengals Oakland Lions Bills Lions Lions Lions Mark Sanchez will help make alot of angry New yorkers, ANGRY... resulting in battery charges to all spouses in the NY/ NJ area to rise by 27%.
        Lions Rams Tampa Lions Bucs Washington Browns
Coaches fired prior to 2010 season   Jaron Josh McDaniels Phillips Del rio None before wk 16 Dick Jaroun J McDaniels Seattle has the easiest schedule in the league and yet some how they all will get hurt and probably not make the playoffs.
        M. Lewis W. Phillips Kubiack Jaroun   Jack Del Rio M Lewis
        Del Rio     Phillips   Todd Haley Childress washington - will have a pretty damn good defense fininshing in the top 12 this yr.
              Zorn   Gary Kubiac  
              Kubiak   John Fox  
              Lewis   Tom Cable   I like houston but with that tough ass schedule they still may end up 8-8 AGAIN.
              Cable   Jim Zorn  
              McDaniels      
Fox GB will win the division over the vikings.
Who will win the Vikings     Minn 27-24 GB 24-12 GB 24-20 GB 34- 23 Minn 24 - GB 17 MN 18-13 GB 17-14
at Green Bay game?                   the lions will win more then 3 games and
the bengals will be the worst team in the league this year.
Division Finish DB Rowdy Jimmy Michael John B.Wong Jenny patrick willis -49ers could be the defensive player of the yr. (Imagine if he was on a good team)
AFC East       Pats Z Pats Z Pats Z Pats Z Pats Z Pats Z Pats Z
        Dophins Dophins Dophins Jets Z Dophins Z Bills Dophins Z
        Jets Bills Jets Dolphins Jets Dolphins Jets And In Dallas an average of 2.6 punts per game will be effected by the score/video board, Hopefully resulting in (DUMB ASS ) Having to remove and or move the board higher and pay for it him self.
        Bills Jets Bills Bills Bills Jets Bills
Tom Brady will win his 4th superbowl. .........LOL
AFC North       Steelers Z Steelers Z Ravens Z Ravens Z Ravens Z Ravens Z Steelers Z
        Ravens Z Ravens Z Steelers Z Steelers Z Steelers Z Beangals Z Ravens
        Browns Beangales Beangals Beangals Beangals Browns Beangals
        Beangals Browns Browns Browns Browns Steelers Browns
AFC South       Titans Z Titans Texans Z Titans Z Titans Z Titans Z Titans Z
        Texans Z Texans Z Colts Z Texans Texans Texans Texans Z
        Colts Colts Z Titans Colts Colts Colts Colts
        Jags Jags Jags Jags Jags Jags Jags
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AFC West       Chargers Z Chargers Z Chargers Z Chargers Z Chargers Z Chargers Z Chargers Z
        Oakland KC Oakland KC Denver Denver Z Denver
        Denver Oakland Denver Denver KC KC Oakland
        KC Denver KC Oakland Oakland Oakland KC
NFC East       Eagles Z Eagles Z Eagles Z Giants Z Giants Z Cowboys Z Giants Z
        Giants Giants Redskins Eagles Z Eagles Giants Eagles Z
        Cowboys Cowboys Cowboys Cowboys Cowboys Eagles Cowboys
        Redskins Redskins Giants Redskins Redskins Redskins Redskins
 
NFC North       Packers Z Packers Z Vikings Z Vikings Z Vikings Z Vikings Z Bears Z
        Vikings Z Bears Z Packers Z Packers Z Bears Z Packers Z Vikings Z
        Bears Vikings Bears Bears Packers Bears Lions
        Lions Lions Lions Lions Lions Lions Packers
NFC South       Falcons Z Saints Z Carolina Z Saints Z Saints Z Saints Z Carolina Z
        Carolina Z Carolina Z Saints Z Falcons Falcons Z Falcons Z Bucs
        Saints Falcons Falcons Carolina Panthers Bucs Saints
        Bucs Bucs Bucs Bucs Bucs Carolina Falcons
NFC West       Seahawks Z Seahawks Z Seahawks Z Seahawks Z Cardinals Z Seahawks Z Cardinals Z
        Cardinals Cardinals Cardinals 49ers Seahawks 49ers Seahawks
        49ers 49ers 49ers Cardinals 49ers Cardinals Rams
        Rams Rams Rams Rams Rams Rams 49ers
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